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The Denver Broncos Have A Rick Lewis Problem

A friend of mine texted me and said that Rick Lewis’s band was opening for Night Ranger. Pretty funny on its own, but I answered back, “I wish he’d open for Great White and die in a fire.” He told me to put that on Twitter and I said no. […]

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Who to root for in the Super Bowl when you just don’t care

“These racist goons would gladly start up concentration camps in America if they could keep winning and no one questioned how their team cheated its way to winning five Super Bowls. Fuck the Pats fans with a glass covered dildo.” Well, I mean, you probably care, but […]

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Incompetent NHL does a one and done with outdoor game at Coors Field

“So the lack of upcoming outdoor game in Denver is baffling, but it’s also typical. The NHL has the awareness of a texting teen walking into traffic.” Remember the outdoor game the Avs played at Coors Field? I sure do. It was a good time and seemed like a runaway […]

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My name is John and I’m a DFS addict

“Like someone who has only eaten Salisbury steak their whole life, and then being introduced to prime rib, the second I stuck my fork into DFS, I realized what I was missing.”

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Exile on Blake Street

“…A Blake Street Perestroika of sorts, that will help mend the fences of a problematic relationship between ownership and fans. I want to love the Rockies, but this kind of vindictiveness makes it difficult to say the least.”

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Who to root for in the Super Bowl when you just don’t care

“Both fanbases are obnoxious wankers that make ISIS look like a few rowdy lads you could have a beer with.”

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Manning needs to ‘let go and let the running game’

“The inability to run the ball lets defenses know exactly what you’re going to do next. It’s football 101 and is as obvious as a 6’4” man in a dress with an adam’s apple the size of a kiwi.”

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Boycottin’ #RockiesTown

“The Monforts won’t sell, but you don’t have to buy.”

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As Seen on TV: Pull my pork please

“I get that some family members might come into your orbit with different tastes but these parents did such a poor job raising their kids, they bailed out on the Vikings and became Eagles, Cowboys, Steelers and Bengals fans? This is unacceptable.”

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As Seen on TV: Stephen A Smith – repugnant asshole

“Did you notice the Stephen A. Smith Oberto Beef Jerky ads have started up again? I guess his ridiculous views on women and violence weren’t enough to scare off the Oberto people, so one of the most repugnant assholes in sports media is back hawking dried beef.”

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